![]() ![]() I couldn't.“After 20 years in show business, white people know who I am,” Taraji P. 'Cause, like, I went back to Encino, and everybody seemed so immature! It was unreal, you know? You know, Doctor, I think that you’re… that Norman Mailer is right. I thought, “Some people,” you know? So I knew I had a bitchin’ bod and a good personality, so, you know, I just left town, and I became a stewardess, you know? And then I grew sooo much emotionally, I just couldn’t believe it. Like, my boyfriend Brad and me were supposed to get married and everything, you know? So I was making a peach cobbler for his mother? And I overheard her say, “Look, the shiksa’s making us a Presbyterian pie!” Grossed me out royal, man. I love to help try to fall asleep sitting up and everything, and, well, also, I really had to get out of Encino, man. And, like, I had to get super reflective and ask myself, well, “God, Sherry, why do you wanna be a stewardess?” You know, and, like, I realized that it’s 'cause I love people. Like, my friends kept asking me, “Gosh, Sherry, why do you wanna be a stewardess?” you know. ![]() My friends… I’m not kidding, man, you know. Sherry: Well, I thought it was really beautiful, and, like, I can really relate to what kind of changes Vito was going through, ‘cause I went through the same thing when I was deciding to be a stewardess. Therapist: Sherry, how do feel about what Vito just went through? Lorraine Newman was like, move over boys. Godfather Therapy with Elliot Gould as the therapist, John Belushi as Vito Corleone BUT Not rubber! Rubber break! But I can't talk about it. He break the glass! He break it! Why do they use glass? The backboard should be stronger! Should use cement. On advice from his lawyer, Chico can't comment on Anita Dark, but he is here this week to tell us about sports. Escuela last Spring, when Chico was in Florida attempting a comeback with the New York Mets. Dark alleged that she became intimate with Mr. Petersburg, Florida, filed a paternity suit this week, and has claimed that the father is Weekend Update Sportscaster Chico Escuela. Jane Curtin: On an embarrassing note: 19-year-old Anita Dark of St. But here's the dialogue of Chico's personal, and unfortunate, findings for the WORST material to use for baseball bats. I'm not successful with locating the SNL video clip of a Garrett Morris' "Chico Consulea" skit on Weekend Update (1979). Charles White is the best football player. Welcome home, Chico!Ĭhico Escuela: Thank you, Hane. Jane Curtin: And, an embarrassing note: 19-year-old Anita Dark of St. Here are anchorpersons Bill Murray and Jane Curtain. Classic.Īnnouncer: And now, "Weekend Update", with the "Weekend Update" news team. I'm not successful in finding the SNL video clip of this skit (12/08/79), but here's the dialogue of "Chico Escuela's" (Garrett Morris) personal, and unfortunate, findings for WORST material for baseball bats. The buildup stretched across much of the show is was make the skit so funny, especially since you didn't really see the ending coming until the lobster attacked. The show ends with the lobster's claw knocking over the camera and the screen dissolving into distortion. Either Bill Murray of Dan Akroyd (can't remember which) narrates the attack, including repeating the "Ah, the humanity" line from the famous newsreel footage of the Hindenburg disaster. ![]() The show ended with a giant lobster attacking the studio in the middle of an otherwise meaningless skit. Again, these two breaking reports seemed like they were pushing a joke that wasn't really funny, although each bit was funnier than the last. Then there are one or two breaking news reports suggesting that the nuclear core has effected the wildlife in the area, including the lobsters. The report was just a few sentences and seemed like a joke that fell flat. The set up was a very brief report on Weekend Update that a satellite with a nuclear core had crashed in the Arctic wastes of Canada. The other was not just one skit but recurred throughout much of one week's show, culminating at the end. One was the takeoff on the old Ladies Garment Worker's Union "Look for the Union Label" commercial but done for the United Pot Growers of America. A lot of them, but two in particular from the early years. ![]()
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